Adult Non Veg Hindi SMS Jokes Funny Quotes

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Adult Non Veg Hindi SMS Jokes Funny Quotes

     Science teacher:

agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka

attack ho to use lambe

time tak kiss karo isse

wo thik ho jayegi.

Student: par sir usay

attack kaise dilaya jaye?:)

Adult Non Veg Hindi SMS Jokes Funny Quotes

     Nargis se ek program main

kisi ne sawal poocha:

Aap subah uth k sab se

pehle kya kaam karti hain??

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Nargis:

Apnay ghar jati hoon..!

Adult Non Veg Hindi SMS Jokes Funny Quotes

      Kid:mumy papa na nokrani k saath..

Mom:bus beta tmharay papa aaye to un k saamnay

mujhay btana.me aaj dekh lungi unhay.

Sham ko baap aaya to maa boli haan beta aap

subha kya keh rhay thay.

Kid: wo na papa nokrani k sath wohi kr rhay thay

jo ooper walay uncle aap k saath krtay hain..:-D

Adult Non Veg Hindi SMS Jokes Funny Quotes

   Boy1=Tu paida kaise h0a?

Boy2=Hospital mein.Kyun

tu kaise paida hua?

Boy1=Khof mein!

Boy2=Kaise?

Boy1=Meri maa k pas 2 daku aye or kaha

“Jo kuch hai nikal do”

Adult Non Veg Hindi SMS Jokes Funny Quotes

     Newton ne apple niche girte

dekha aur GRAVITY discover ki.

Koi us GADHEY se ye puche

k ABEY SAALAY!

25 saal se POTTY karta tha

Adult Non Veg Hindi SMS Jokes Funny Quotes

      Nurse gave newborn baby

to sardar, He screamed,

“Puttar hua hay! Puttar hua hay!”

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Nurse shouted: “Abbay andhay,

larki hui hai, meri ungli chor..”

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