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Best Non Veg Jokes in Hindi Double Meaning

1.       T he best excuse given by a lady for missing office on Monday ...

My husband took an overdose of Viagra ... couldn't leave him alone with the Maid!!

A Blond In A Curtain Shop.

Blond: “I Want Those Pink Curtains For My Computer”

Shop-Keeper: “But Computers Don’t Need Curtains”

The Blond Replies: “Duh, I Have Windows“

Best Non Veg Jokes in Hindi Double Meaning

      A boy comes to his class with broken spectacles ...

Teacher: What happened?

Boy: I was kissing my Girlfriend.

Teacher: But how did your spectacles break?

Boy: She closed her legs!!

Best Non Veg Jokes in Hindi Double Meaning

       What's the difference between a man & a woman ...

A man always has the same DICK between his legs all his life ...

A woman MAY NOT!!

     Director to heroein:

Tmhe 4 Gundy pakren gy

phr hero bachany aye ga.

Heroein:hero kon?

Director:imran hashmi!

Heroine:To usse mjhe kon

tera baap bchaye ga?

Best Non Veg Jokes in Hindi Double Meaning

       Wife: Nashta kar lo.

Husband: Sex hi mera nashta hai & he starts sex.

Dopahar ko wife: Lunch kar lo.

Husband sex hi mera lunch hai & starts sex.

Raat ko jab husband aata hai to wife panty utaar kar

heater ke aage baithi hoti hai.

Husband: What is this?

Wife: Hawas ke poojari, khana garam kar rahin hoon!!

Best Non Veg Jokes in Hindi Double Meaning

5.       After operation, a girl to Dr: How soon can I resume my sex life?

Dr: You are the first patient to ask this question after tonsil operation!!

Best Non Veg Jokes in Hindi Double Meaning

6.       Sexy Lady goes to male gynae and says: Dr, a fly has entered my vagina.

Dr: There is only one solution. I can apply some honey on my penis and insert in your vagina. The fly will stick to penis and thus we can take it out.

Lady: Go ahead.

Dr starts.

After five minutes, sexy lady asks: Kya hua Dr, fly kab bahaar niklega?

Dr: Plan changed. I am going to drown him..

3.       Aurat Doctor se: Mujhe chabi

wala teeka laga dain

.

Doctor: Ap k kitnay bachay hain

.

Aurat: MASHALLAH mere 11

bachay hain.

Doctor: Phir to Taala he lagwa lain..

4.       Q: What is Differance between

Aadami & Aurat?

A: Aurat ek hi Aadami se Bahut

sari Ummeed karti hai.

Aur Aadami Bahut Saari Aurato

se ek he Ummeed karta hai..

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