Non Veg Funny Jokes in Hindi for WhatsApp as SMS Messages

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Non Veg Funny Jokes in Hindi for WhatsApp

1.       Santa: Jab mai mar jaun to

samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.

Banta: Kyun???

Santa: Yaar unke ghar ki ladies

murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.

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Non Veg Funny Jokes in Hindi for WhatsApp

2.       Aik AurAt doosri se:

JAb TumhAri TAlAAq hoi tou

TumhArA 1 BAchA thA,

Ab 3 hAin…! KAisey ?

Doosri shArmA k:

Woh kAbhi kAbhAr MAAfi

mAAngney AA jAtey hAin…!

Non Veg Funny Jokes in Hindi for WhatsApp

3.       Aurat Doctor se: Mujhe chabi

wala teeka laga dain

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Doctor: Ap k kitnay bachay hain

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Aurat: MASHALLAH mere 11

bachay hain.

Doctor: Phir to Taala he lagwa lain..

4.       Q: What is Differance between

Aadami & Aurat?

A: Aurat ek hi Aadami se Bahut

sari Ummeed karti hai.

Aur Aadami Bahut Saari Aurato

se ek he Ummeed karta hai..

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Non Veg Funny Jokes in Hindi for WhatsApp

5.       Little bird in the sky,

Dropping potty in the eye,

u don’t worry,

u don’t cry,

u just thank god,

That Cow’s don’t fly.

     Pati: Sex ho jaye?

Wife:Nahi

Pati: Zewar la dunga

W:Nahi

Pati: Car launga

W:Nahi

Beta so raha tha..beech me bola: Papa meri gand mar lo par CYCLE la do...

   Ladki to Dr: Bachcha 2 din se doodh nhi pi raha

Dr ne Bra me hath daala aur kafi der taK bobbs ko masal ke bola

Doodh hi nai hai

Ladki:"Main to iski Mausi hoon"

       Wife: Please zara ye bra ka hook laga dijiye.

Hus: I will charge 4 kisses.

Wife: Rahne do, padosi Se free me lagva leti hu, wo haath daal kar Set bhi kar denge.

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Non Veg Funny Jokes in Hindi for WhatsApp

       PRINCIPAL:

Agar koi larrka girlz section

gaya to 1st time Rs.100 fine

hoga or 2nd time 200 and

3rd time 500 hoga.

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STUDENT:Sir Monthly pakage

kya hai……

   Boy- U R wearing Red Bra ?

Girl - How do u know?

Boy-Thanx 2 RAJNIKANT Eyecare!

Girl-U r not wearing underwear

Boy - Hey U too RAJNIKANT eyecare!

Girl - Chain laav aai Zavadya.

Tuza RAJNIKANT baher alaay.

    Arz Kiya H

Jise Aane me Lgte H 15 Saal,

Gaur Farmaiyega.

Wah Wah, !!!

"Sun to Le Bhosdi ke"

Jise Aane me Lgte H 15 Saal,

Use Kehte H Jhaat K Baal...

  Suhaag Raat Me Wife :

Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..

Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?

Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.

  Call Girl (to 68 years old man): "Uncle,

aap ek baar try karo na!"

Uncle: "Main KAR nahi paaunga."

Call Girl: "Arre, aao na uncle, try to karo!"

Uncle aa gaye aur callgirl pe toot pade aur uski almost faad dali.

Call Girl: Haaye mar gayi. Aap to bol rahe the-

"kar nahi paaunga"

Uncle: "Wo to main PAYMENT ke baare me bol raha tha.

       Salim: Anarkali,CAN I HAVE SEX WITH U?

Anarkali: Aapne bahut badi cheez maang li jahanpanah.

Salim: Agar woh cheez bahut badi ho chuki ho, toh phir rehne do..

     GHOR KALYUG:

Boy :Chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chalte hain !

Girl :Tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge ?

Boy :Bilkul nahi !

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Girl :To phir rehne de kameene :)

   Director 2 Sunny Leone-

Suhagrat ka scene hai,

Dudh ka glass le ke jana hai

Aur hero ko pilana hai.

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Sunny Leone:- Agar Glass se hi Pilana tha to

Hema Malini Ko le lete. !

       Sunny Leone arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.

Ek Bhikari: “Behanji ek rupiya dedo.”

Sunny Loene gave him 1000 Rs.

Secretary: “Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?”

Sunny Loene: “Pehli bar kisine behan kaha hai..

dil bhawuk ho gaya.

       Shahid Kapoor must have rejected

‘Grand Masti’ coz he thought

the letter ‘r’ is unnecessarily

added to the title.

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