Best Marathi Non Veg Adult Jokes in Marathi Language as SMS Messages

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Best Marathi Non Veg Adult Jokes SMS Messages

1.        Sardar ki wife romantic mood

main pooray bed pr bazu phaila

kr lait k boli…

“kuch samjhe”?

Sardar: Haan, kameeni.

Tu purey bed pr akeli

sona chahti ha….

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2.       Indian PM to Zardari:

Mre pas Bipasha hy, Katrina hy,

Aishwarya hy, tmhare pas kia hy?

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Zardari: Mere pas Gulishtan-e-Jouhar

mai Flat hy, sabko le aao!

Non Veg Adult Jokes in Marathi Language

3.       Raat 3 Bajay Unknown number

se phone aya,

Hello! yahan SHAGUFTA MEHFOOZ

rehti hain?

AWAZ AAI..

SALAY Raat K 3 Bajay SHAGUFTA

Mere pas Hoti to Kiya MEHFOOZ rehti?

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4.       “Imran Hashmi”

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“On Cosmetic Shop”

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“Aik Lipstick Daina”

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“Shop Keeper”

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“Kon Sa Colour”

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“Imran Hashmi”

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Yaar Colour ko Choro”

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Taste Acha

Hona Chahiye”

Non Veg Adult Jokes in Marathi Language

5.       Director to heroein:

Tmhe 4 Gundy pakren gy

phr hero bachany aye ga.

Heroein:hero kon?

Director:imran hashmi!

Heroine:To usse mjhe kon

tera baap bchaye ga?

Non Veg Adult Jokes in Marathi Language

6.       Osama sent a code msg to Bush.

370H SSV 0773H

BUSH, FBI,CIA can’t decipher it &they ask pakistan’s ISI 4 help.

ISI:

Mobile putha kr k wekho.

1.       Ek Ganda Message Sunao..?

Aik Larka Hota Hai..

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Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai..

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GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .

2.       Usay Kaha Tha K

“Tumhaari Shalwar Phati Hui Hai” Faraz….

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Lekin Woh Besharam Muskura K Kehta Hai…

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“Holay Holay Se Hawa Lagti Hai.”

3.       Nokrani:

Medam aap udas q hai?

Medam:

Tumhare Sahab office ki kissi

Larki se pyaar karte hain..

Nokrani:

Nahiiiiiiiii

Sahab mujhe dhoka nahi de sakte.

4.       Two girls were talking..

1st Girl: Yaar yeh boys apas

main kaisi batain kartey hain?

2nd Girl:Wesi he jaisi hm girls

karti hain..

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1st girl: Uff!! Itni gandi.

5.       Pathan-

Tum shadi pr kis ko dalta hy?

Major Rohail-

Hamary han sirf LARKI ko

Dalney ka ravaj hy

Pathan-

Hum pehle LARKI ur phir

LARKEY ko dalta hy

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NOTON KA HAAR

6.       A sardar was touching

a lady in crowded bus!

Lady! excuse me,

Aap acha nahi kar rahay!

Sardar replied! Itni bheer

main is se acha nahi kar sakta..

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