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Non Veg Funny Jokes in Hindi for WeChat

1.       Sometimes There Are No Words to Describe

How We Feel About some people in this Life.

BUT

Thank God We Have a Middle Finger.

Non Veg Funny Jokes in Hindi for WeChat

2.       kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale

gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole

ab aur taakatnahi hai, kal aayenge.

Non Veg Funny Jokes in Hindi for WeChat

3.       Ik Larki thi dewaani si…

Ik Larkay pe wo mar…

Kuch lena tha usay…

Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi..

Jab bi milti thi muijhey….

Ye hi pocha karti thi…..

Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI

Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI

Non Veg Funny Jokes in Hindi for WeChat

     Santa and Jeeto were planning to go on a second honeymoon 
for their 10th wedding anniversary.

Jeeto said, “We will go to all the same places 
that we did on our first honeymoon.”

“As you wish,” 
said Santa.

“Will we do all the things that 
we did on our first honeymoon?” 
asked Jeeto.

“Ok,” said Santa.

“And will we make love like 
we did on our first honeymoon?” 
asked Jeeto.

“That’s right,” said Santa, 
“except this time I get to sit on 
the side of the bed and cry, 
‘It’s too big, it’s too big!’“

Non Veg Funny Jokes in Hindi for WeChat

5.       Sadhu fati dhoti pehan ker ghar se nikalta hai aur mandir mein

puja ke liye jhukta hai. Ek aurat sadhu ki gand ko gullak samajh kar

us mein ek sikka daal deti hai. Sadhu seedha ho ke bolta hai:

“Ab ghanti bhi bhaja do“

Non Veg Funny Jokes in Hindi for WeChat

6.       Ladka ladki ke baap se : Main aapki ladki ka haath mangta hoon.

Ladki ka baap : Kuyn. Ladka : Kyon ki ab mera hath thak gaya hai.

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