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‎Hindi - ‎Double Meaning - ‎Ek Dum Fresh & Taaza Choot - ‎Husband Wife Jokes.

    Boy- U R wearing Red Bra ?

Girl - How do u know?

Boy-Thanx 2 RAJNIKANT Eyecare!

Girl-U r not wearing underwear

Boy - Hey U too RAJNIKANT eyecare!

Girl - Chain laav aai Zavadya.

Tuza RAJNIKANT baher alaay.

    Arz Kiya H

Jise Aane me Lgte H 15 Saal,

Gaur Farmaiyega.

Wah Wah, !!!

"Sun to Le Bhosdi ke"

Jise Aane me Lgte H 15 Saal,

Use Kehte H Jhaat K Baal...

  Suhaag Raat Me Wife :

Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..

Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?

Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.

     Pati: Sex ho jaye?

Wife:Nahi

Pati: Zewar la dunga

W:Nahi

Pati: Car launga

W:Nahi

Beta so raha tha..beech me bola: Papa meri gand mar lo par CYCLE la do...

   Ladki to Dr: Bachcha 2 din se doodh nhi pi raha

Dr ne Bra me hath daala aur kafi der taK bobbs ko masal ke bola

Doodh hi nai hai

Ladki:"Main to iski Mausi hoon"

       Wife: Please zara ye bra ka hook laga dijiye.

Hus: I will charge 4 kisses.

Wife: Rahne do, padosi Se free me lagva leti hu, wo haath daal kar Set bhi kar denge.

Call Girl (to 68 years old man): "Uncle,

aap ek baar try karo na!"

Uncle: "Main KAR nahi paaunga."

Call Girl: "Arre, aao na uncle, try to karo!"

Uncle aa gaye aur callgirl pe toot pade aur uski almost faad dali.

Call Girl: Haaye mar gayi. Aap to bol rahe the-

"kar nahi paaunga"

Uncle: "Wo to main PAYMENT ke baare me bol raha tha.

       Salim: Anarkali,CAN I HAVE SEX WITH U?

Anarkali: Aapne bahut badi cheez maang li jahanpanah.

Salim: Agar woh cheez bahut badi ho chuki ho, toh phir rehne do..

     GHOR KALYUG:

Boy :Chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chalte hain !

Girl :Tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge ?

Boy :Bilkul nahi !

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Girl :To phir rehne de kameene :)

   Director 2 Sunny Leone-

Suhagrat ka scene hai,

Dudh ka glass le ke jana hai

Aur hero ko pilana hai.

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Sunny Leone:- Agar Glass se hi Pilana tha to

Hema Malini Ko le lete. !

       Sunny Leone arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.

Ek Bhikari: “Behanji ek rupiya dedo.”

Sunny Loene gave him 1000 Rs.

Secretary: “Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?”

Sunny Loene: “Pehli bar kisine behan kaha hai..

dil bhawuk ho gaya.

       Shahid Kapoor must have rejected

‘Grand Masti’ coz he thought

the letter ‘r’ is unnecessarily

added to the title.

     CONDOM salesman:

Condom chahiye kya???

Marwadi: kam bhav ka khushbudar rahega to de.

Salesman:

Laude pe agarbatthi ka plastic lagake chod Bhosdike...

       MAUN-VRAT ke dinl

Wife ne Boobs hilake dikhaya

Husbd ne apna bahar nikal k dikhaya

Wife guse me-Mera matlb hai dudwala kab ayega

Hsbd: mera mtlab hai 1 Ghante me

      Girl: What do u prefer? Breasts or Legs??

Kuljit: Choot..!

Girl slaps & says: "Randi Khana nahi hai Bhosdi ke, KFC ka counter hai ye"..

     Jeevan ki 3 Hakiikat.

School ki Ghanti.

Garib ka Darwaja.

Jawan Ladki.

INKO JAB BHI THOKOGE

BACCHE HI BAHAR NIKLENGE !

       The Most emotional line said by a girl to a boy after break-up-

"Jaanu, hilaate waqt to yaad karoge na ?

     Ladki mandir me prasad lekar pandit k pair chhukar boli

koi gyan ki baat btao.

Pandit= Beti"Bra pehna karo"jhukti ho to

dhyan aur gyan

dono ki Maa chud jati he !!

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